SOUTH AFRICA : INFORMATION

With 4% of Africa’s territory and 6% of her population, South Africa is the continent leader:

#          Produces more than half of Africa’s electricity (although half of South Africans do not have access to electricity) - and the cheapest in the world!

#           More than 50km paved roads per 1 000 square km of land, 15 times the African average.

#           More than 20km of rail track per 1 000 square kilometers, 10 times Africa’s average.

#           60% of Africa’s phones - and one of the world’s fastest-growing cellphone  systems.

#           5 million motor vehicles, more than half the rest of Africa’s.                

#           One of the world’s most advanced electronic banking networks.

GOOD NEWS SOUTH AFRICA!!

We're proud to be South Africans; we feel privileged to be a part of this great, wonderful country. And we'd like to share our pride and love with you. So here's a little celebration of South Africa - a wallowing in what's wonderful about this land of the south of the world's oldest and largest continent!

# We have our own home-made saint in the person of ex-President Nelson Mandela, surely one of the greatest forces for good in the world. He is our role-model, and an example to the world of peace, love, tolerance and reconciliation.

# Four South Africans have won the Nobel Peace Prize : Chief Albert Luthuli in 1960; Archbishop Desmond Tutu in 1984; and Nelson Mandela and F.W. de Klerk in 1993. In all cases, the prize was granted for the work done in ensuring that peaceful, rather than violent, change came to South Africa. Zackie Achmat and the Treatment Action Campaign, involved in the fight against HIV - AIDS, have been nominated for a Nobel Prize as well. South Africa can certainly be proud of these great men!

# In the past decade, enormous strides have been made in the economic field. Here follows a short list of some of those economic successes :

·       When Nelson Mandela was inaugurated President in 1994, South Africa was insolvent (liabilities exceeded assets). Today the Government's deficit is negligible - one of only a handful of countries in this position.

·       South Africa has the world’s 20th biggest economy – out of 230 countries! The Johannesburg Stock Exchange is the 15th largest stock exchange in the world.

·       South Africa has had single-digit inflation since 1993 - following 20 years of double-digit inflation.

·       Since 1995, 440 000 ha of land in South Africa have been redistributed, and 29 000 land claims settled – peacefully, legally, constitutionally – unlike in our northern neighbour, Zimbabwe!

·        Mortgage rates are at their lowest level since 1981.

·       The percentage of people regarded as the poorest of the poor has dropped from about 20% in 1994 to roughly 5% in 2001.

·       The number of workers earning more than US$600,00 per month has increased from 10% to 18% over the same period.

·       Water delivery country-wide has improved by 85% since 1995. In fact, South Africa is one of only 12 countries worldwide where tap water is safe to drink everywhere!

·        Half of rural homes are now electrified.                                

·        The literacy rate has gone up by at least 10%. Total: 85.9%.

·        Most South Africans now have access to a telephone link, and some 7 million actively use mobile phones.

·       After a brief, sudden plunge of the South African Rand at the end of 2001, the currency has recovered the almost 40% it lost to the U.S. Dollar.

·       South Africa is still one of the world's biggest exporters of gold and other base and precious metals.

·       A special fraud unit improved tax collection by US$430 million in 2001, enabling the government to cut corporate income tax rates from 48% to 30%.

·       Mercedes Benz C Class, BMW 3 Series and Volkswagen Golf and Jetta vehicles for all right-hand drive markets in the world are produced in South Africa.

·       South Africa's electricity supplier, ESKOM, is the largest producer of coal-fired electricity in the world, and South Africans pay the least for electricity in the world. Approximately two-thirds of all the power generated in Africa comes from South Africa.

·       South African Breweries is the fourth-largest producer of beer in the world - and produces over 50% of the beer consumed in China! In June 2002, S.A.B. bought Miller Brewing Company, making SAB-Miller the 2nd largest brewer in the world. 

# South Africa has been enjoying a tourist boom, with a huge increase in airline passengers and travellers on cruise ships taking the safe route around the Cape rather than risk the unrest surrounding the Suez Canal. Figures released recently by Statistics South Africa show a 7% overall increase in foreign tourist arrivals in the first two months of 2002. More than 106 000 tourists from the U.K. and Germany visited South Africa in January and February - an increase of more than 21% over the same period in 2001. There was also impressive growth from Asia and Africa.

# South Africa hosted the 2002 World Summit on Sustainable Development in Johannesburg - an enormous success, by all reports.

# 15 years ago, in 1986, South Africa was the pariah of the world. A state of emergency was in place; draconian legislation made the country an effective police state; Nelson Mandela was in prison; white men did two years compulsory military service, spending much of that time patrolling the black townships to keep the lid on the pressure-cooker; 64 184 black people were removed from "white areas" in that year, and 3 989 people were detained without trial. And look at the country now!

# The first heart transplant operation in the world was performed at Cape Town's Groote Schuur Hospital in 1967 by Professor Chris Barnard. South African surgeons are renowned the world over for their cardiovascular research and heart surgery technology.

# For a country as small as ours, and so "backward" compared to most of the "developed" countries, South Africa has a remarkable sporting pedigree : think of golfing legends Gary Player, Ernie Els and Retief Goosen; swimmers like Karen Muir and Penny Heyns, Ryk Neethling and Roland Schoeman; our 1995 rugby world champions. In 2003, for the first time, South Africa hosted the international Cricket World Cup. And we have been awarded the 2010 Soccer (Foorball) World Cup. And Cape Town came a narrow second to Athens in the bid to host the 2004 Olympic Games.

# South Africa's constitution is one of the most progressive in the world. And we have a highly respected Constitutional Court in place to see that the Constitution is adhered to in every sphere of life.

# South African authors have won major international awards : Nadine Gordimer the Nobel Prize for literature in 1991; and J. M. Coetzee the Nobel Prize in 2003 and the Booker Prize twice! And Athol Fugard is the second most performed playwright in English after Shakespeare. Miriam Makeba was the first African Grammy Award winner in 1969.

# South African banks are among the best in the world in terms of competitiveness and efficiency. 4 of South Africa’s banks are listed among the world’s top 200.

# 8 of South Africa’s universities are listed among the top 200 research universities in the world.

# South Africans are highly regarded internationally as negotiators. Cyril Ramaphosa was in charge of the decommissioning of I.R.A weapons; Nelson Mandela settled the dispute over Lockerbie; Thabo Mbeki initiated the mediation in the D.R.C.; and Judge Richard Goldstone headed the investigation into the Kosovo war crimes.

# South African wines are among the finest in the world, and consistently win international awards. Wine was first produced in South Africa over 300 years ago, and South Africa is currently the world’s 8th largest wine-producing nation. 

# We have some of the most superb National Parks in the world - from the awesome Table Mountain National Park in Cape Town, to the Kgalagadi Transfrontier Park (one of the world's first cross-border parks run jointly by South Africa and Botswana), to the world-renowned Kruger National Park. Kruger was one of the first National Parks in the world (founded in 1898), has the most innovative management of any park in the world, and is the world's most profitable game reserve.                        

# South Africa has the most sophisticated road and rail infrastructure in Africa.

# South Africa’s Jan Smuts drafted the Preamble of both the League of Nations and of the United Nations.

# South Africa is the only country in the world to have acquired, and subsequently fully dismantled, its nuclear weapons capability.

# South Africa's hotels are among the best in the world - and a number of them (such as the Cape Grace and Mount Nelson in Cape Town, and the Londolozi, Singita and Sabi Sabi Earth Lodge in the Sabi Sands Private Game Reserve) have won international awards from Conde 'Nast and other top sources.

# Archbishop Tutu described South Africans as the "rainbow people of God". How right he was! With 11 official languages, 3 major religions, and more than 20 different ethnic groups, there is a remarkable cultural diversity in this country.

# In South Africa you can see : the world’s biggest animal (the African Elephant); the tallest mammal (the Giraffe); the fastest mammal (the Cheetah); the smallest mammal (the Dwarf Shrew); the largest bird (the Ostrich); and the largest flying bird (the Kori Bustard).

# South Africa's national flag is one of the most popular and easily identified in the world (apparently the 2nd most easily identifiable). The new multi-coloured flag, introduced in 1994, is symbolic of the optimistic new start this country made in that momentous year. The central design begins as a V near the flag-pole, then comes together in the centre of the flag as a single horizontal band. This represents the coming together of all South Africans in a new, united future!

# “Homo Habilis”, considered to be the first true ancestor of the human race, is thought to have emerged here in South Africa.  Fragments found at the Sterkfontein Cave near Johannesburg – a cave where more hominid remains have been found than at any site in the world – belong to this species. The Sterkfontein area has recently been declared the Cradle of Humankind World Heritage Site.

# South Africa has five World Heritage Sites : the Cradle of Humankind; Robben Island; the uKhahlamba Drakensberg Park; the Greater St. Lucia Wetlands Park; and the Mapungubwe Cultural Landscape.

# Cape Town’s Table Mountain is one of the seven natural wonders of the modern world, and surely one of the most famous in the world. The flat-topped,  1 089m-high massif can be seen from 250km out at sea. It is also the only geographical feature in the world to have a constellation of stars named after it – “Mons Mensa”. 

# SASOL was the world’s first producer of oil from petroleum – and it still contributes more than 40% of South Africa’s oil needs.

# Afrikaans is the only language in the world to have a monument built in its honour. The Afrikaans Language Monument can be seen just outside Cape Town above the town of Paarl, where the new language first acquired official status in the 1890’s.

# Cape Town lies within the Fynbos Floral Kingdom, the world’s smallest plant kingdom (0,05% of the total world land-surface), but which has more plant species than any of the others. Table Mountain alone has more plant types than the entire United Kingdom!

# South Africa is one of only 12 countries in the world where it is safe to drink the tap water – anywhere!

WHAT THE WORLD SAYS ABOUT US (AND WHAT WE SAY ABOUT OURSELVES!)

 “Once a pariah state, South Africa now seems poised to dominate the continent that once shunned its products and leaders.”    

The New York Times

 “South Africa has the potential to alter the world trend towards greater ethnic division and establish a powerful model for domestic reform and national reconciliation..”                                                     

Bill Clinton

 “We have accomplished what few people in the world thought we could do : we have freed ourselves, and made a democracy, and we have done so without war or revolution.”                                                  

The Sunday Times

“I was born in India but made in South Africa…….it was after I went to South Africa that I became what I am now.”                              

Mahatma Gandhi

 “South Africa is a microcosm of all the great struggles and hopes and aspirations of all history.”                                                       

Chester Crocker

(Though referring to Africa in general, these words have a particular relevance to South Africa.)

 “The Dark Continent is at once a misnomer and an awful truism. The sun never shines as brightly as it does in Africa. Unfortunately the brightest sunshine casts the darkest shadows and the miseries that lie in Africa’s umbra are the most abject in the world……

And yet. Not for nothing has this continent been confirmed as the cradle of all humankind. Not for nothing do we know that the first people on earth were Africans and that other races developed from them. Not for nothing do Africa’s misplaced citizens – the Afro-Americans and West Indians – hanker to find their roots. And not those people alone. Everyone of whatever race, nation or creed who comes to Africa feels a magnetism that cannot be ignored or explained. Because it is primeval. Because Africa is like a mother calling her children home. Old, addled and poor she may be, but the pull of the umbilicus is still there. Irresistibly.”                                                                                                 

John Ryan, One Man’s Africa  

And how about this magnificent passage from the latest Alexander Mc Call Smith novel - his protagonist, Mma Ramotswe is thinking  :

"Then there was Mr. Mandela. Everybody knew about Mr. Mandela and how he had forgiven those who had imprisoned him. They had taken away years and years of his life simply because he wanted justice. They had set him to work in a quarry and his eyes had been permanently damaged by the rock dust. But at last, when he had walked out of the prison on that breathless, luminous day, he had said nothing about revenge or even retribution. He had said that there were more important things to do than to complain about the past, and in time he had shown that he meant this by hundreds of acts of kindness towards those who had treated him so badly. That was the real African way, the tradition that was closest to the heart of Africa. We are all children of Africa, and none of us is better or more important than the other. This is what Africa could say to the world : it could remind it what it is to be human."

Alexander Mc Call Smith, Tears of the Giraffe.

SPEAKING SOUTH AFRICAN!!

There are 11 official languages in South Africa! However, you don’t have to learn them all, as the lingua franca is English! But South African English is a strange beast – strongly influenced by Afrikaans especially and other African languages. The following list of words and terms might help you understand us – though our pronunciation is something else, of course!

CONVERSATIONAL CURIOSITIES

JOL                              to have a good time, to party – or as a noun, a party

MOERSE                    huge, great

LANK                          very                                                                                    

BRU                            brother, a term of affection used among men!

BABALAS                   hangover

CHOW                         (to) eat 

DAGGA                       marijuana

LEKKER                     nice, cool, pleasant, very good, tasty – a multi-functional adjective to describe almost anything good!

MOFFIE                      gay, homosexual (male)

BAKKIE                      a pick-up van or truck, utility vehicle

DOP                            a drink – literally a “tot”

SHAME!                     an exclamation meaning “what a pity!” or “how cute!”

HOWZIT?                    hello, hi – literally “how is it?”, but not anticipating an answer!

YO!                               Hello, hi

JUST NOW                 sometime in the future – probably today sometime!

NOW NOW                 right now, immediately (almost!)

LARNEY                     smart, fancy, posh, high-class

OU / OKE                   guy, fellow, chap

AIKONA!                     never!, not a chance!

EINA!                          ouch!

MAMPARA                 fool  

JA-NEE                       common way of starting a sentence - literally means "Yes-no", but comes to mean something like ""Well......"

YEBO                           yes, showing agreement

BISCUIT                      sweetie - literally "cookie" - as in "Hey, you biscuit!"

GAT VOL                     fed up - from the Afrikaans "arse-full!" - as in "I'm really gat vol of these mosquitoes!"

SHARP                        good, perfect

SPORTING STUFF

(AMA) BOKKE             the South African rugby team, named after the SPRINGBOK, the national animal

BAFANA BAFANA      the South African soccer team – literally “our boys, our boys”

PROTEAS                     the South African national cricket team, named after the PROTEA, the national flower

TAKKIE                         sports shoe, sneaker

TWISTED TERMINOLOGY

ROBOT                         traffic light

LIFT                              elevator

PETROL                       gasoline

BLACK TAXI               a minibus taxi

BOTTLE STORE        off-sales, liquor store

WAITRON                    gender-sensitive (!?) South African term for a waiter / waitress

ENTERTAINING EATING

BRAAI(VLEIS)             barbecue – grilling of meat over coals, usually accompanied by consumption of much beer and wine – a South African social institution

BOBOTIE                     Cape “Malay” dish of minced beef, curry and dried fruit with a baked custard topping

BUNNY CHOW            snack peculiar to KwaZulu Natal region consisting of half a loaf of bread, cut out and stuffed with curry.

MIELIE                          head of corn

SAMP / PAP                ground maize meal made into a porridge - staple food of many black South Africans, served with a vegetable relish

SNOEK                        a firm-fleshed, white line fish, best for smoking or braaing

KINGKLIP                    a firm-fleshed, white line fish – if you see it on a menu, have it!

PINOTAGE                  a unique South African wine cultivar, a cross between the Pinot Noir and Hermitage grapes

ROOIBOS                    indigenous South African herbal tea, low in tannins and caffeine – literally “red bush”

SUNDOWNER            a drink (alcoholic, of course!) enjoyed at sunset

UMNQOMBOTHI         traditional African sorghum beer

BILTONG                     dried meat of beef  or game, salted and spiced – a must-taste South African snack

BOEREWORS           spiced beef sausage – an essential item at a braai – literally “farmers’ sausage”

PECULIAR PLACES

DORP                           village, small town

STAD                            city

KOPPIE                        small hill – literally a “small head”

KLOOF                         gorge

VELD                            wilderness, undeveloped bush, raw countryside, open grassland

BUNDU                         bush, wilderness

SHEBEEN                    informal bar or drinking hole, often illegal, usually in a black township

TOWNSHIP                   black “suburb”, under Apartheid usually sited at a considerable distance from the town centre and white residential areas  

TOWNSHIP TALK

SANGOMA                   witchdoctor or diviner

INYANGA                      medicine man, herbalist

MUTI                              traditional African, non-Western medicine

TSOTSI                         township gangster

SPAZA                         small store (often part of a home) selling basic food and household items

MUSICAL MADNESS

KWAITO                       South Africa’s latest music and dance craze, a mixture of house and rap

KWELA                        form of South African jazz featuring the pennywhistle

HYSTERICALLY HISTORICAL

RAND                           South African currency since 1961 (when we withdrew from / were kicked out of the Commonwealth), named after the Witwaters-rand (“White waters’ ridge”), the massive gold-bearing reef on which the country’s wealth was based

APARTHEID               system of racial separation institutionalized and codified in the “old” South Africa – literally “apart-ness”

RAINBOW NATION    term coined by Archbishop Tutu for the multi-cultured, multi-lingual bunch that make up our wonderful country

MADIBA                        clan name of Nelson Mandela, our saint and grand-father of the nation

UBUNTU                      spirit of sharing, "what's mine is yours" - at the core of the world-view of Africans

COLOURED                South African of mixed race – under Apartheid, South Africans were classified as white, black, Asian or “coloured”

HOMELANDS             reserves under Apartheid in which blacks were settled – the ultimate aim of “Grand Apartheid” was that there would be no black South Africans, only black citizens of the various ethnically-distinct homelands – re-absorbed into South Africa in 1994